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引言：QQ 2000/08/08 17:17

One girl went to the preacher and confessed her sin.
有個女孩向神父告解她所犯的罪………

Girl:Father,I have sinned.
女孩：神父，我有罪。

Preacher: What did you do, little girl?
神父：孩子，妳犯了什麼罪呢﹖

Girl: Yesterday, I called a man a ”son of a Bitch.”
女孩：昨天，我罵了某個男人一句：「你這個狗娘養的！」

Preacher: Why? What did he do to you?
神父：為什麼﹖他對妳做了什麼嗎﹖

Girl: He touched my breast.
女孩：他……他摸我的胸部。

Preacher: You mean like this? (The guy did it.)
神父：妳是說像這樣子嗎﹖（神父伸手摸女孩的胸部）

Girl: (A little shy from the touch) Yes.
女孩：（因為神父的舉動而有一些害羞）嗯……是的。

Preacher: That’s no reason to call him that.
神父：只是這樣子的話妳沒有理由罵他啊。

Girl: But he also took off my cloth.
女孩：但是……他又把我的衣服脫掉……

Preacher: You mean like this? (He did it again.)
神父：妳是說像這樣子嗎﹖（神父動手脫掉女孩的衣服）

Girl: Yes, that’s what he did.
女孩：是的，是這樣子沒錯。

Preacher: That’s still no reason to call him that.
神父：可是這樣子妳還是沒有理由罵他啊。

Girl: And he put his you-know-what into my you-know-what...
女孩：然後……他把他的……那個……放到我的……那個……裡面……

Preacher: (evil laugh...) You mean like this? (And you-know-what)
神父：（奸笑貌）妳是說像這樣子嗎﹖（神父和女孩就那個那個了）

Girl: (After a few minutes...) Ugh... Yeah, that’s what he did...
女孩：（數分鐘後）喔……是的……就是這樣子………

Preacher: My dear girl, that’s still no reason to him...
神父：我親愛的孩子，就算是這樣妳還是沒有理由罵他ㄚ

Girl: But he had AIDS!!
女孩：但是他有 AIDS 呀！！

Preacher: THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!
神父：那個狗娘養的！

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