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引言：King 2002/05/23 18:12

Bush and Powell are sitting in a bar.

A guy walks in and asks the barman,“Isn't that Bush and Powell?”

The barman says,“Yep, that’s them.”

So the guy walks over and says,“Hello, what are you guys doing?”

And Bush says,“We’re planning world war 3”

And the guy says,“Really? What’s going to happen?”

And Bush says,“Well, we’re going to kill 10 million Afghans and one bicycle repairman.”

And the guy exclaimed,“Why are you gonna kill a
bicycle repairman?!!!”

Bush turns to Powell and says,“See, I told you no one would worry about that 10 million fghans!”

布希和鮑爾坐在酒吧裡,有一個人進來,問酒保:"那不是布希和鮑爾嗎?"

酒保說:"對啊!就是他們."

那個人走過去,對兩人說:"哈囉!你們最近在忙些什麼啊?"

布希說:"我們在計劃第三次世界大戰."

那人問:"真的?那會發生什麼事?"

布希說:"嗯,我們會殺一千萬個阿富汗人,和一個修理腳踏車的"

那人驚呼:"為什麼你們要殺一個修理腳踏車的?!!!"

布希轉身對鮑爾說:"看吧!我就說沒人會擔心那一千萬個阿富汗人嘛!"

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