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引言：King 2002/05/23 21:32

發信人: RFZNJP.bbs@bbs.mgt.ncu.edu.tw (耶~~~~~~~~考完啦！),
信區: programming

標 題: 大老二搶先整理好板………

發信站: 中大資管龍貓資訊天地 (Fri Jan 18 01:47:07 2002)

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大老二怎麼寫呀！

話說有一天………
有位網友test提出一個這樣的問題：
"大老二要怎麼寫呀...
教我教我..
我是用C
不過C++也行~~ "
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quto立即回覆:
C版本：
#include
int main()
{
printf("大老二");
return 0;
}
C++版本：
#include
using namespace std;
int main()
{
cout<<"大老二";
return 0;
}
嗯......寫好了.
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dinocho說：
那我補一個VB.Net的版本
Imports System
NameSpace MyNameSpace
Module Big2
Sub Main()
Console.WriteLine("大老二")
End Sub
End Module
End NameSpace
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RFZNJP說：(嗚嗚！我才是JAVA版的原作者)
Java版絕不落人後………
public class OldTwo
{
public static void main(String[] args)
{
System.out.println("大老二");
}
}
有誰會用Assembly寫的ㄚ………
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Acelan說
真的要這樣
segment stack stack
resb 64
stacktop:

segment data

msg: db "大老二!",13,10,"$"

segment text

..start: mov ax,data
mov ds,ax
mov ax,stack
mov ss,ax
mov sp,stacktop
mov dx,msg
mov ah,09h
int 21h

mov al,0
mov ah,4ch
int 21h

請使用 nasm 組譯 http://www.web-sites.co.uk/nasm/
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cho說：
用 BASICA 最簡潔啦

10 PRINT "大老二"
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kisaraki說：
更簡潔的版本：

ECHO 大老二
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kisaraki又說：
DOS Batch File:

大老二

不過它會送你一個 Bad command or file name
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Lupin說：
那...這樣ㄋ?

C:\copy con 大老二.bat
@echo 大老二
^Z
C:\大老二 [ENTER]
大老二
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Jamezzz說：
python:
#! /usr/bin/python/
print "大老二"

html:

大老二


perl:
#! /usr/bin/perl/ -w
print ("大老二");
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Learner說：
夠了... @@

可以用在 unix 上的...
~$ echo "echo 大老二" > big2; chmod u+x ./big2

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youngwind說：
BCB
Canvas->TextOut(10,10,"大老二");
or
Edit->Text="大老二";
or
Label->Caption="大老二";
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cully說
javascript
大老二
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Eigen說：
/*
你們很討人厭ya~~

誰的會比我的大？
用 */
#include
#include

unsigned char font[30]={
0x02,0x00,0x02,0x08,0x3F,0xD8,0x02,0x20,
0x02,0x44,0xFF,0xFE,0x01,0x00,0x06,0x00,
0x0C,0x00,0x17,0xF8,0x24,0x00,0x44,0x00,
0x84,0x00,0x03,0xFC,0x00,0x00};
unsigned char big5[6]={0xa6,0xd1,0xa4,0x47,0xa4,0x6a};/*大老二*/

int getbit(int no){return((char*)font)[no/8]&1<<8-(no%8+1);}
int main()
{

int x,y;

for(y=0;y<15;y++){for(x=0;x<16;x++){
printf("%c%c",getbit(y*16+x)?big5[2]:big5[4],getbit(y*16+x)?big5[3]:big5[5]);
}printf("\n");
for(x=0;x<16;x++){
printf("%c%c",getbit(y*16+x)?big5[2]:big5[4],getbit(y*16+x)?big5[3]:big5[5]);
}printf("\n");}
return 0;
}
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Email說
笑死人了..這麼小敢跟我比大...
你的會比我大嗎??
呵呵呵....

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alexhs說：
haha笑翻了...我提供一個perl的版本 :)

#!/usr/local/bin/perl
print "大老二\n"

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